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Michael, pansexual, he/him/they/them, 20
Reblogged from justcharliebruh
Aquaman: So get this. Turns out that my mom is alive!
Wonder Woman: What a wonderful news Arthur! My boyfriend also turned out to be alive
Superman: I just found that I have a living cousin. Isn’t it amazing!
Batman:
These tags I’m screeching!!!!
Reblogged from hyrude
- jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
- and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
- and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
- meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
- and he is presently worth $137 billion
- and half of $137 billion is roughly
- $69 billion
Guys this literally makes her the richest woman in the world and knocks Jeff bezos off the top spot for richest man lol
Reblogged from abrokendowntelevision
the-thought-emporium-imperial:
I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG
Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.
can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust
(Source: meme-theft)
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so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya
Reblogged from peculiar-ashley
Today’s letter is F.
And that’s a
FUCKING
EXCELLENT
IDEA!!!
I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out
